Memes with husband, wife and cars - Part 1

When she says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, man's hear: 'Take a seat and let's see how long you can survive without WiFi.'

Men remember anniversaries by tying a string to their finger. Women remember them by tying strings to men's wallets.

Men: Respond to a text instantly, labeled as clingy. Doesn't text back for a week, labeled as cool. Women: We just can't win!

When man says he'll fix something, he 'll eventually do it. There's no reason to remind him every 6 months!

Dumping a man over his zodiac sign is pure female energy. Arguing about which Avenger is stronger, pure male energy.

For women, shopping is like talking. Men will never understand how therapeutic it can be.

In the war of the genders, women have weapons men have no defense against: tears and silence.

When a man opens a car door for a woman, either the car is new or the wife is.

A man's idea of honesty is brutal truth. A woman's idea of honesty is how to tell the truth without being brutal.

The argument always ends when a woman says 'do whatever you want.' Beware! It's a trap!